Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

inkskinned:

idk man it just makes me so so so sad when you’re watching a cutiepie talk about their passion like when they light up and start bubbling over with words and then all of a sudden they stop themselves and say stuff like “sorry, i know this is boring” or “sorry i just got excited”

like you know somewhere in their life someone they respected told them “shut up nobody cares” and ever since they can’t talk about their favorite things without apologizing every 5 seconds

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

if I had to describe myself in one word it would be internet

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes