i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this


a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

if I had to describe myself in one word it would be internet


50 shades of dark circles under my eyes


life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house


A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear :)