stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

if I had to describe myself in one word it would be internet

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

revejoli:

A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear :)